Because they were set in stone.
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
Rock.
Because it's stoned.
You skip the flat ones.
Let's Rock and Roll.
Im Stoned
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
He was stoned
A witch.
We will We will Rock you!
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
Baked Ham
A hybrid
A hibearnation.
Baaaaasalt
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Her Highness will tell you
They have hearts of stone.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Start shouting Jehovah.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
You get stoned.
The Philosophers Stoned
A Haiku.
It's a piece of cake.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Hiking
If you burn it you get stoned
Stone.
Her boyfriend was stoned.
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
One stone.
420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.
It wood rock.
Nothing. They were both stoned.
Alpaca 'nother bong
She makes people stoned.
Throw me a frickin bone here.
You throw in some laundry and detergent.
Fold it in half!
Prophet.
Check their jeans.
Because it was mini apple list.
Lighting fires.
Chicago.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
Mustardo!
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
He took his wife for granite.
It's mistaken for granite.