Belgian Jokes

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Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Crumble Jokes More Crumble Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.