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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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They manifest Destiny

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

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Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

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A mechanic.

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.