What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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Because her boyfriend was going in.

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

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She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

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Ned Flanders

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.