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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.