What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

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Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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Herr Doctor.

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Shaking hands.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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Because there is only one B in Belgium

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Ze Hoegaarden.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.