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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton