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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!