How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.