How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker