How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)