How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.