How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

Music Minus One.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.