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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)