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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*