How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And