How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.