How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint