How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y