What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

By m'tosis

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft