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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

Status Jokes More Status Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Single Jokes More Single Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft