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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Status Jokes More Status Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Single Jokes More Single Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft