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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Status Jokes More Status Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Single Jokes More Single Jokes

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.