What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.