What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Status Jokes More Status Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Single Jokes More Single Jokes

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.