Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.