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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.