Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.