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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.