Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.