A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
An argument.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Socrates
At the Schopenhauer.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Occam's razor
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Define "light bulb".
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Cleanup on the detergent aisle
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The Philosophers Stoned
Pay him for the pizza.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because they philos all the time!
They keep drawing!
Stop playing it cagey!
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Thoreau Back Thursday
Thoreau some mo'
When Jesus went up for the cross.
They're only really popular in America once every four years.
Names
Yaaathh
Danke Shn.
There goes my gyro
Karl Barx
