An argument.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Socrates
At the Schopenhauer.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Occam's razor
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Define "light bulb".
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Pay him for the pizza.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because they philos all the time!
They always have several lairs.
Swarm.
They have two left feet
One of his legs is the same.
Thought you said psychopath.
I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
Depends what you want it to change into...
Depends..
Play-Doh
Because it's whey strained.
A flossopher!
The Y.
The boat.
Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()
Thtop taking the pith out of me!
Yaaathh