An argument.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Socrates
At the Schopenhauer.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Occam's razor
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Define "light bulb".
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
The Philosophers Stoned
Pay him for the pizza.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because they philos all the time!
He worked it out with a pencil.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because she always makes up.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Because women are at the wheel.
O'Pressors
Playdough.
Plato
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A flossopher!
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
An Orcastra
The end of season 5.
