A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
An argument.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Socrates
At the Schopenhauer.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Occam's razor
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Define "light bulb".
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Cleanup on the detergent aisle
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The Philosophers Stoned
Pay him for the pizza.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because they philos all the time!
Because he was in deNile
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Plato
He was made out of Plato
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
Canteloupe
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
A snake with a lisp!
You're so shelfish!
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
Boko Harambe
The Y.
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
Matt
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
