An argument.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Socrates
At the Schopenhauer.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Occam's razor
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Define "light bulb".
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
The Philosophers Stoned
Pay him for the pizza.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because they philos all the time!
Thoreau some mo'
Because it was making him moody.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
That's not funny.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
At the Howliday Inn!
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Hush puppies
Sparky.
Karl Barx
He was made out of Plato
Plato
A what?
Ereptile dysfunction