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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"