He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
He was stuffed.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Juan nail at a time.
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
He's still there.
He was way to high, man.
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Look ma, no hands!