He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
She can run faster than her brother.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
It was made of pranks.
He's still there.
Burning ham!
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
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