How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.