How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!