How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions