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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck