Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer