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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental