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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental