What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental