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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Secret Agent Jokes More Secret Agent Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.