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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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It checks the tornado watch.

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.