How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.