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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA