How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.