How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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Beef Stew Jokes More Beef Stew Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you