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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.