What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!