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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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It eggs-plodes!

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.