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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)