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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue