Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!