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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus