Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.