What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.