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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!