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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!