What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.