What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!