What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!