What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE