What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!