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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.