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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.