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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.