Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.