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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Public Pool Jokes More Public Pool Jokes

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!