Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.