Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

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Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!