What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Noel Jokes More Noel Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night