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What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Noel Jokes More Noel Jokes

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.