What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

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What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.