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What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

Noel Jokes More Noel Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.