What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Who's there! Amory! Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

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What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo