Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...
Jingo Bells.
Slanta Claus.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"
Noel.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.