What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew