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What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'