What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.