What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.