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What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.