What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!