What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!