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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.