Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here