Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.