Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!