Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!