Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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I'll catch you later!

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Chard remains.

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What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!