Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.