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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!