What kind of fish would be good to tune...

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?