What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

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Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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A-spare-I-guess

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I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!