What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!