What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.