What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.