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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.