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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken chimp?

With a monkeywrench.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.