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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.