A tuna.
The parents would love to know.
Baby love my baby love....!
A goldfish! I am not sorry.
Out of plaice.
An amoeboo!
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Tuna (2Na).
You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Harmonica Lewinsky.