What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

How do you fix a broken chimp?

With a monkeywrench.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."