What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

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How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei