What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band