What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!