How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20