How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.