How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied