How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.