Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.