Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.