Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...