Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick