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Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick