Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.