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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

House Jokes More House Jokes

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles