How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.