How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!