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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.