How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.