How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.