How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.