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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.