Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman