She had mittens on.
To make it Fall.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.
A precipuss.
Dog gone!
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
Because they all wore mittens.
He wears mittens.
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
Corduroy!
