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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.