Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Legendary

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That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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I glove you.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.