Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..