Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.