They have bear feet
A c-section.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
Because you start wearing less and going out more
An algeabra....
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Eso si que es.
