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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.