Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...