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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.