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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!