What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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What do you call bears without ears?

B.

How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.

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Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang