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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang