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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.