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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!