What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.