How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!