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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

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Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.