What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?