Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
He tried, but it didn't work out.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
IUD
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
You boil the hell out of it
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
GuacaMOLE
Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
