What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving