What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.