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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.