What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!