Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Arizona
You can make soldiers out of toast!
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Hard boiled rain!
Microchips
Holy Guacamole
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
His grades were below sea level
