Boil the hell out of it.
A leperd
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because they're not real.
You will be mist.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!
Log jam.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Because he mist it.
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Hot Cross Bunnies!
A laughing stock.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Hard boiled rain!
Hard-boiled rain.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Do you get a laughing stock?
You boil the hell out of it
Well done.
Because there are no gaze in the military
You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
Fry-days.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
The spermutations.
Having to toss everyone's salad
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
T-A-T-E-R.
This winter is very cold. Family is starve.
