Boil the hell out of it.
A leperd
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because they're not real.
You will be mist.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!
Log jam.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Because he mist it.
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Hot Cross Bunnies!
A laughing stock.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Hard boiled rain!
Hard-boiled rain.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Do you get a laughing stock?
You boil the hell out of it
Ask them if they play league.
Run! escape!
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
Freeze a jolly good fellow
He stole her blanket.
You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.
Tap water
Because abortions float.
A levi-tater.
Purrth.
Pounce...
A seasoned veteran.
A smile and wave!
From a well, actually.
Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape
