Boil Jokes

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What is hail?

Hard boiled rain!

What is hail?

Hard-boiled rain.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

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What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

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You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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The variables aren't necessarily related.

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God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.