How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?