How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.