Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"