Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it