Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

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Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.