Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."