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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.