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Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"