What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!