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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!