What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!