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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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There was some money in the kitty!