What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!