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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Dog-gone!

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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!