Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Rubio on rails
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
Because they spend too much time changing.
Bombs
It's an ill-eagle activity
Udder destruction!
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
