Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Curses, foiled again!
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
He committed barbercide.
I heard everybody had a blast.
Because they always steal the show.
