What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.