What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

What's the definition of a nerd?

Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.