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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.