Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Previous Random Joke Next

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Good Actor Jokes More Good Actor Jokes

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!