Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.