Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

Slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.