Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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Steal her saucer.

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What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.