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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.