What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire