What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!