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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee