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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.