What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.