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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot