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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.