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What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

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What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of?

Avocado pickers