What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom