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What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.