What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

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