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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.