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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine