What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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How do you annoy a Reddittor?

Repost

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.