What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.