What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"